Ellen Von Unwerth

Ellen Von Unwerth is a first-rate German photographer of pleasurable things.

lovely Liv.



Ellen does most the work for Chantal Thomass, but I shan't be repetitive but this is from the same 17century risque Versailles inspired series featured in previous post.



P.Doherty and friend.


lilly allen.


Moss.

Fraulein Maria.


dita von teese

refined insanity

I awoke at 1 pm. If I, perchance, woke even 2 hours earlier, I could be the owner of a fabulous, handmade, leather mask. I need a male counterpart to wear them for me and strut around the house in his finest suit. I naturally would be wearing my Vintage Kimono, or a breathtaking antique ball gown/ 1920's cocktail dress with a sweater over the top, to make it more casual for everyday house-wear. We could watch documentaries, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, or maybe a classic foreign film.(I can picture it and it is divine).
The correlation between my coma-like slumber and being incapable of living my dreams, is alarming. Something will be done to remedy the situation. I shall never miss and opportunity such as this, again. I did enjoy the pictures so much, I stole them to show you how stunning they truly were. My favorite was the Lucifer, and it was on sale for 325$ to 80$! If only I wasn't in need of some much beauty sleep, I could have made this happen.

How could you not fall head over heels for a gentleman such as this? You just can't resist that allure.

I must acquire the facade of Beelzebub

For 30 bones and next day free shipping, you would be beating your self up that same as I.

More men should adopt this stance and ambiance.

Dreamy, yes?

This one tipped the scales at a whopping 340$, but I love it so.

Entire outfit total= 125$ bargain shopper, now if I wasn't narcoleptic this could have really worked out in my favor.

so many more, but these were the cream of the crop

A nod to the St. Petersburg Ballet Company

If only I had the means to progess my interpritive lyrical ballet career, the world would be my oyster.

Orson Welles you dog

Not positive why I watch the entier life storie of Ed Wood Jr. I know nothing of him. But this is the Orginal Vampira, and her ramblings of ex lovers.


You're right, lets not mention that.

GOOD NEWS!

Laurie and Tod have been married for 19 years of bliss and are going strong. There's to you two.

in need of maturity

I aspire to be one day called an "absolutely fabulous elderly."





nearly positive this is the most smashing woman of 50 I can think of. I would be more than tickled to end up something like this. This is Chantal Thomas. She is the owner and designer of Chantal Thomas, the Lingerie company out of Paris, France. I got a book for Christmas last year and she was featured in it, and a few months back J. Boss bought her back to my attention again. She creates splendid night time romping wear, but I'm more interested in her. She is great. I love/ am intrigued that she wears such masculine clothes yet makes the laciest, girly, froo froo intimates. Refer to images below.

Visual Litterature

One of my favorite books is Steinbeck's, East of Eden. I would recommend it to anyone. It was recommended to me by my father, and I am forever indebted to him for this fantastic suggestion. Steinbeck describes the character in such detail. Cathy/ later in the novel, Kate, was one of the more interesting individuals. The time took to describe her was noticeably long than any of the others.

I was watching TV and it was a season of cycle 10 America's Next Top Model. I had never seen this cycle, since I don't watch the television all to often. They panned over the entire crew of possibles and hopefuls, and I had to double take. Kate, the image of Kate, that I had created of my own design in my head, was on TV. I was so caught of guard by this. They zoomed in on her, it was undoubtedly the sadist child I had read about it.

This had never happened before. I have never seen some one that I made in my consciousness in real life before. I was baffled. I couldn't figure out if, I could have possibly seen this girl before I read the book, and I just picked her out of obscurity and made her my Kate. But I did do a little sleuthing on the World Wide Web, and found some pictures. If you have read the book, tell me you see it to.


Allison Harvard, eerie right?

Clearly, I Have No Time For You.

"Time is a precious thing, never waste it."
- Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory 1971.


Ain't that the truth. Well, I now resided in the heart of a thriving metropolis and things are really on the up swing. I don't have much time for nonsense anymore. I'm a career woman striving to become a funcioning member of high society. It's working out in my favor. This is 24 hours with McKenna Taylor.

Yesterday

-Wake up to alarm, 7:30 am, hit snooze.

-Woken again in 5 minute intervals till 8:00 am.

-Wake up to 2nd alarm at 8:15, hit snooze.

-Got to work by 8:30, discovered shanty town 8:32. Homeless people took over the Spa's parking lot and set up a small village.
Artist Rendition:


-Called the cops on squatters. Watched one guy book it to 7-11, and made the homeless woman tear down there makeshift town and throw away all their blankets in our dumpster. Don't worry, she strategically left her Albertson's shopping cart next to the dumpster and came back and got most of it. Honestly, there were probably 9 huge comforters, a tarp, 4 sleeping bags, and a huge piece of plywood, plus one dog. They set up shop.

-Worked from 8:30-2pm.

-4:00 pm, mailed birthday greetings to a friend, yes it is a Steven Hawking postcard. & no, I truly don't know this person that we'll, I feel like it will be appreciated anyways.


- On the way home I was stopped at a red light and saw the following event; School bus stops. students get off bus including two girls, no older than 15 with CARSEATS. They took their BABIES TO SCHOOL. If you look close enough to exhibit #C, the girl in the purple to the right of the bus and the girl in the black directly to the left, both are holding infants, and I am an eye witness.
Exhibit #C


- Ran more various errands, including buying two birthday presents for upcoming birthdays.

- Got home, made a sandwich, turned on music, came to terms with my actual problem and struggle, with being a, so called, "hoarder." I hoard clippings, this was my attempt to get this serious hazard to my life, in control. ETA 6ish.

You cant see that the clippings covers the entire, next room. I have a problem.

- Went with Boss girls and Jonah to gallery stroll 8:00.

- Went to Red Rock Brewery to eat with Boss's Friend Trent, twas a grand time. We all walked back to my humble abode.

- Watched the motion picture Cry Baby staring Johnny Depp. Superb. Consumed Baby Banana Bites, yes I named of that because I made them, and they were scrumptious.

Favorite Depp movie.

- Lovely company left around 2 am.

- Caught up on my Hulu, by watching It's Always Sunny in Phillidelpia, and Community, and Glee,and viewed the Natalie Portman Rap.

- Sleep at 3:20, roughly.


In conclusion, my life is on the fast track. I can't be toying around, my time is to far to valuable to be bothered with frivolities anymore.

Like a Real Woman

I was speaking to my cousin on the phone yesturday. She just moved back to the states after living in Europe for nearing 10 years, and we are trying to creat a rendezvous to have a grand reuion. She is 25 and is ultimatly one of my favorite persons.

CONVERSATION VIA MOBLIE DEVICE:
Brit: Hey hoser, what ya up too?
Kenn: Oh ya know, just at the grocery store shopping, like an adult.
Brit: (laugher).....I like how you needed to define the activity and being "adult."
Kenn: This is a new world for me, I need validation on my coming of age.
Brit: It's ok, I mowed the lawn today, like a home owner.

Brittney is in fact a squatter, not an actual home owner. If I had a home, I would want praise for mowing the lawn as well.

Harvie who?

I spent a day by myself in my future, by future I mean next week or so, apartment last week. I watched about 3 hours of Sundance Channel. The Marc Jacobs Documentary was on (even though I have seen it twice, and still convinced me and Marc would make a smashing duo,) and a clamation short came on. Harvie Krumpet is a unlucky nudist in a nutshell. This short won the Academy Award for Animated Short Film in 2003. I feel the need for everyone to see it at least once. I was caught of guard by this slate-colored, polish immigrant, and delighted that he came for a visit to invade my gray matter. I also have come to acknowledge the fact that I relate to this unfortunate fellow, for he loves fact and can not spell, such as I.

Full Length Feature Film:


When not familiar with Thalidomide babys, I looked it up via the interweb. Apparently it was the wonder drug of the 40's and late 50's, and speculatively was created by the Nazis as a cure to nerve gas effect, then marketed as a cure all, yet has sever birth defects when taken for morning sickness. the disclaimer at the top of the page caught my eye.

This article is about the drug. For the musical about a person with Thalidomide disability, see Thalidomide!! A Musical

I hope Thalidomide!! A Musical is currently a running show on Broadway.

In more recent news.

The happenings in my life include-

Moving to Salt Lake City next week.

Went to Cirque De la Symphony. Thank you Kaeleigh, for the invite.(pictures coming soon)

Got kicked out of Cruzers Bar on karaoke night.

Started a new job.

Won best "Euro Trash Outfit" of the night. It's a prestigious award, trust me.

Going to school.

Went to Wyoming for "The Mountain Man Rendezvous." Notably a success and my second time ever camping.

Bought an accordion, pondering on a future purchase of a guitar. Having no experience with instruments in general, I am in the market for a a musical guide first off.

Celebrated last day of Ramadan.

TO DO LIST: Aquire a table

I have a plethora of coffee table books I need, or all ready have in my possesion. These are large, beautiful, pieces of art and need the proper pedastool to desplay them. This is a conumdrum, for the fact that I do not currantly own something to fit that critirea. The newest addition to the "Purchase as soon as possiable" list, (shorthand is PASAP, clever palindrome, no?)

"Hair'em Scare'em presents an extraordinary exploration through the fascinating beauty and inventive possibilities of hair as a medium for artistic expression in contemporary art and design."




It's a deffinate, and comes out october '09. Thank Moses for lay-a-way.

Let them eat Cake

Scott Hove Cakeland: