"I can tell you're not completely normal."

My professor said that to me, still not sure as to what prompted this statement.
This is my to do list.

- Buy cyan color silk, 2 yards (color could change)
- Bonsai tree
- Gold embellishments (trim, tassels, odds and ends)
- Space helmet
- lace
- Potting soil
- find a GOOD bakery with in 10 miles
- Clean my room (well enough to see 75% of the floor, I'm a realist)
- Hem some suits (I took a recess)
- Make 16 paper hats

This is shorthand. I am still in the process of mastering through the help of my GREGG text book, circa 1954

let's pretend im a hyena and you're a bone.

Not in chronological order, you must have read the books to be able to untangle this mess. Yes, Natalia Vodianova is my favorite model.