I'm an advocate of self diagnosis

The question I get asked most often.
"So what are you doing now a days?"
Currently I'm enrolled in school. But I don't particular count that. This is what I'm truly doing.

I spend most my time with children under the age of 4, I like them more than anyone I am expected to associate with. Kid's under 4 aren't as pretentious or jaded as adults, its refreshing. Plus they will play games with me where the objective isn't trying to belittle one another to prove dominance. We are into building forts and hanging out in parks. If I'm not with the toddler crowd I'm more than likely with a married couple. One or the other, maybe both simultaneously.
I'm organizing a baby shower for twins at the moment and sewing tiny infant clothing in my spare time. I spent 4 hours looking at furniture and got 3 estimates for a set of custom couches that I may possibly purchase just because I feel like it. They are devine. I could get a 6 foot couch, with love seat and accompanying sitting chair all in a Whitney Steel fabric. I would prefer them with casters on the feet, but hey, I know I can't have everything. I also found this couch that cost more than the entire 3 piece set, that I MUST MUST HAVE. I have agreed to give up my bed and couch I currently have in my room for it. It's possibly the most comfortable cozy couch i have ever had the pleasure of sitting/ passing out in. I fell asleep on the showroom floor. It's a nod to the 70's, which it's true I'm not a huge fan of. Polyester makes me sweat that a hog in heat. but this "shelter sofa" is something I could get behind.

It's no secret I have skipped an all important step in my life. How can you go from high school to celebrating embryos forming in one fail swoop? Well actually, I know how, but it isn't my zygote, so this still applies. Most in my age bracket don't spend their Friday's honestly shopping for furniture for a fictitious house. The term is "dissociation," and I apparently am suffering from a sever case. I need my own home. I have art work to put up but not an once of wall space left. I need a work room. I'm once again, getting restless. Not to runaway like last time, but to forward my adulthood. More like put it on warp drive.

I'll do this for my kid one day, let him stay up all night so he'll pass out hard on the couch and he'll wake up to this wonderland. He'll never forget it. I wouldn't do it on his birthday though, to predictable.

BASTILLE DAY 2010

If you are interested in earthquakes or emotions, energy or ecosystems, engineering spider webs or enormous black holes, then you'll get a kick out of this one.

Triceratops are the Barbra Streisands of Dinosaurs

That's my stance, and it's not up for discussion.

WARNING: Louis Vuitton's Fall 2010 Ad campaign and Collection is known to cause visual climaxing, proceed with caution. If currently taking beta blockers, check with your doctor first.











Glorious.

the Suez Canal delt the final blow.

Favorite Song;

Favorite Video;

"I'm not looking for a New England"

Thanks for that one Billy Bragg.

I had a wonderful time in New England. I was my first of hopefully many excursions to the east.
It was mostly a Boston trip, my cousin Brit got hitched and I was so graciously invited to be in her line. When not partying with the family in honor of love, sight seeing was the activity of choice. I got to hit up the Boston Museum of Fine Art, swung by Old North Church, then the harbor, wandered through the Quincy Market place, and kicked it with the locals on Hanover St. When I professed a dying urgency for lobster and ice cream, Greg responded appropriately.
I was promptly taken to Maine for the 'real deal.' It's kinda bizarre you can be in a different state in less than an hour, but so happy that it was possible. Kennebunkport and Gooserock were cool little towns that must absolutely die in the winter time, but completely ideal in the summer.
The Highlight and the one "must do" on my list was make the trek to Walden Pond. Totally depressing. Henry would be spinning in his grave if he saw the conditions as they were. One look and the conjured images of the movie Meatballs flooded my mind. Have you seen the movie Meatballs(1979)? Bill Murray? Yes? No? It is a far cry from serenity.

That is exactly what has happened, it's a local watering hole complete with inflatable slides and embarrassing cretins dawning aqua-socks. it was all very sad. but the Pond, which is more like a sizeable lake, was beautiful. Of course, Sleepy Hollow was next. I loves me a cemetery, especially one with multiple famous authors oddly buried along one ridge. swung by Emerson House, and the Orchard house. Did the Freedom trail thing and Battle Greene. The rest is just a blur, but those were some of the majors.

I really enjoyed myself over there, I have been invited to DC and I'm in pursuit of some affordable tickets to do just that.

Points of interest.

Some one called me, and as all conversations go, it went something to the effect of:
"Hey, what ya doing?"
"ohhh, nothing."
Nothing is a default. I'm never not doing anything. I mostly just don't want to go into detail as to the activity at hand. Plus, I am more interested in why I was granted the pleasure of a call. During the conversation previously mentioned, I was shredding an encyclopedia in a paper shredder for an undisclosed project.
Maybe I was embarrassed by my private interest, but that's just the kinda stuff I'm into. I am not as dull as I lead on. I will repeat that sentiment to myself until it rings true.

in the last two week or so I:
went to LA Farmers Market. Road an Asian Elephant named Kitty. Made a fabulous dinner for me and a few choice guest. Orchestrated and transported two motorcycles. Viewed quite a few shows. Was in a wedding(my forth.) Made it to San Diego twice in one day. Went to my first State Fair. Talked my way out of yet another ticket. Visited a handful of museums. Cleaned a carburetor all by myself. Explored the Eastern seaside. Started writing notes of secret things in shorthand. Bonded with the boy. Finished 4 books. Did some more altering. hunted in the Fashion District for fabric. climbed a mountain. Averted near death, once again. Jumped off some rocks into the ocean.






I wish we were friends.

the Bard reincarnated

Hudson: "They act like its the most decisionated thing to make."
McKenna: "That's not a real word."
Hudson: " I know, I'm making up words. Call me Shakespeare."

What a cocky kid, probaly why I like him so much.

Subtle hints towards an eviction notice.

Shanna: (walking in through the door) We found you a house to move into.
Moi: Are you kicking me out?
Shanna: I wouldn't say that, but if you get 2 room mates it would be perfect.
Moi: But are you asking my too leave?
Shanna: It's two blocks up from PCH in Laguna by the hospital and 10th, really adorable and you guys could spilt the rent. You should do it!
Moi: Clearly your not going to answer my question.

It would be nice if I would actually do it, to find roommates and move to Laguna Beach. But frankly, I don't want roommates. There are few I would agree to live with, with age comes 'pick-y-ness'. Preferably I don't want roommates at all "A house (room) of ones own." Apparently I was spoiled in my last residence and refuses to revert to labeling my food, and separating my DVD's. Plus, there is no easy access to a freeway, PCH is a nightmare being a two lane highway. San Clemente is ideal, I think I'll be stickin around these parts indefinitely.

Thanks for making me feel welcome family.

Somebody bad stole de wedding bell.

It's a video of just the record player, riveting.

I have attended quite a few weddings this summer/spring. Sadly I have not seen one wedding dress that I thought was attractive in the least. I haven't in years but I am a tough one to please, admittedly.
The most heinous dresses have recently walked down the aisle. Have we all forgot to consider body shape and structure. Neglecting to select a dress to complement and flatter your figure it the most devastating mistake one could make. "It's all in the fit."
Please note stark white makes you look like fondant icing, I cant think of a soul who enjoys fondant, or at least one I would associate with. Eggshell or cream suits skin tones exponentially better.
This must be the decade of cap sleeves, enough already. Is there no one bold enough to try a 3/4's or, dare I say, a lace long sleeve? (think 1920's gala.) How is it all brides have shunned the idea of seasons. You don't wear short sleeve full length dresses in the winter- period.
The Mermaid, and or Flamingo Dancer cut is an atrocity to the craft dressmakers.
I have come to the conclusion everyone forgets how important foot ware is, regardless if your shoes can not be seen all the time, this does not mean you should dismiss the impact a stunning heel can make. Personally, the shoe trumps all. I know this is a stance not support by many, but I am firm in this opinion no matter.
And if I hear another 'soon to be wife' say "I got this dress because I felt like a princess!" I will projectile vomit all over your ruched ball gown with the applique encrusted with crystals. There is some psychological implications that need to be addressed before you can be deemed competent enough you agree to such a binding union.
Possibly, I am cruel to say such things on one of the most important days in these sweet girls lives. They all looked stunning, happy, & glowing, to say they were blushing brides is a correct cliché. Regardless, I call them as I seem them. this epidemic can not be ignored or aloud to continue. one of two things have got to be happening. Either they are unable to make rational decisions on attire, because of the overwhelming sensation which comes with the knowledge this inevitable day has arrived OR our culture, as a whole, is horribly tasteless. half & half maybe?

I don't have the time to go into the music choices that have been made recently. All I can do is shake my head and bit my tongue.

I Was A Rich Man's Plaything

The title alone had me sold. I have been wooed over by Eduardo Paolozzi, his collages are the objects of my hearts desire. Smitten with mixed mediums, Eduardo has let us join him on his journey to "investigate how we can fit into the modern world to resemble our fragmented civilization through imagination and fantasy."
I Was A Rich Man's Plaything 1972


Just what is it that makes today's homes so different, so appealing? 1956

BUNK! 1971

Meet The People 1948



Rational order in the technological world can be as fascinating as the fetishes of a Congo witch-doctor – scientific phenomena become significant images. (Eduardo Paolozzi)

"He had beautiful hair."

Yes, it is quite possible that the illusive Sasquatch has become crafty enough to desquised himself with a blond, full body, weave. Ever evolving new skills and tactics to evade capture and recognition.

Greetings from spaceship number 3

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE
-Two days = 13 hours of Thai Buddhist Monk Ceremony. I can safely say it falls in the "Top 10 most incredible things that I have participated in" bracket.
- Started learning shorthand. I bought a 1949 textbook at the thrift store. I need someone to learn as well so we can send messages back an forth in obsolete means.
- My room got called a "Costume Room." I happily agree.
- Boston & New York Trip is looking like New York is gonna be out. Only Boston and surrounding areas. NY deserves my undivided attention. so that is gonna be this fall
- I prefer to dabble in all things than to commit to just one.
- Missed the showing of Cremaster Cycle, sad face.
- I'd like a job at the airport strictly for the perks. I could careless for money.
- Argus is a lot cooler now that he is older. He ripened into quite a fine hound.

Transient lunar phenomenon

Dream Job: being part of Tim Walkers team. Pourquoi?
1. He is strictly a film photographer. 2. He refuses to manipulate his pictures, what you see was really there. 3. Tim hates studios trying to work exclusively in homes or on location. 4. Only likes natural sunlight, rarely uses artificial light. 5. Loves clippings.


I'm living dangerously below my potential as of late. & I know it. Something must change, and will.

transformation of nature

Found in my In-box, and it's officially marked on my calender as the must event of the summer.

Monk Ordination Ceremony of
Nick Sotavongse

We would like to invite you to join Nick and his family as he becomes a monk.

The ceremony will be split into two days, Saturday 12, and Sunday the 13 of June 2010On Saturday the ceremony starts at 3 p.m.
The ceremony of hair shaving starts on Saturday, June 12, 2010, and it will take place at: (censored, undisclosed location)
Hair shaving ceremony starts at 8:00 p.m.
Thai tradition of giving each other good luck bracelet starts at 5:00 p.m.
There will be Thai food for everyone after the ceremony.

The ceremony of Chanting and Sermon is when Nick becomes a monk, it will be taking place on Sunday June 13 2010
At the Thai Temple, located in:(censored, undisclosed location)
The tradition where we make food for the Monks will be held at 11:00 a.m.
Lunch will be held at 1:00 p.m.
The procession around the temple, and ordination as a monk will take place at 3:00 p.m.

signs of nesting

I found these exquisite pieces of furniture. There are few things I wouldn't do to get a hold of such handsome home decore. I can't stop thinking about them, it's almost sad in a way. unattainable lusting.

"She was essentially raised by drag queens."

Content has been edited due to unforeseen annoyances, guess nobody is a Girls fan. If Alex Ebert was an evangelical preacher, I would be a staunch follower. Guess that's what is was goin for now huh?

this is summer. this is good.

Colorfully Muted

Just got this in my in-box. I adore this boy, and we have had some of the most riveting conversations. I couldn't quit laughing at this message from my fickle, Asian vagabond. He invited me to Thailand with him last January, and I'm still miffed that it didn't pan out (my fault.) he still went, and had a marvelous time. But he's always gone to some far off distant lands.

Nick Sotavongse sent you a message.

Subject: oi!

"lets do lunch soon! i'm heading out to be a monk in exactly a month and i'll be gone in asia for a few!"

Personalised Philosophy

When one dresses for others, its fashion. When one dresses for their own enjoyment, that's style.

I avoid buying "trendy" articles of clothing. For one, it dates you. two, it labels you. three, trends last 6.8 days thus having to purchase an overwhelming volume of tacky clothing.

Nothing can be sadder than when someone comes up and says, "hey did you get that at (insert store and of label here)". I loath to be associated with a designated brand. I prefer amenity, Mass production is unbecoming.

Did you know cat-themed websites make up 24.6% of the internet? depressing.

Binary code is the Devil's short hand

Another line from some random dream I had. It should be the title of something.

Things I discovered this week;

My subconscious plagiarizes J.R.R. Tolkien.
My favorite Andy Warhol is "Telephone."
Dreams are something to be listened too.
I relate to the 1940's-60's.
My inner dialog needs to be nicer.
I am envious of Shanna & Greg. they are smashing together and I long to be just like them.
Word on the street is that the house will be all mine this summer.
I might buy a 1969 Yamaha 125 tomorrow. that depends on if it runs.
I want to go ride a horse.
I need more outdoor camping experiences under my belt. two times isn't cutting it.
As a child we never went to amusement parks or water parks. we went to famous cemeteries, museums, libraries, monuments, land marks, and parades. It explains a lot.
Chivaly is not dead. never let it die.
Hiding your motives is despicable. never do it.
exactly one week ill be free to do as i please, once again.
focusing is not my strong point.
I need to get up to Skylight Book store to go buy my book. I just dont want to pay for shipping.
I'm cheap, the P.C. term is frugel. Its the best way to live.
I love watching my large collection of VHS's late at night.
This summer will be one of great decisions. and hopfully adventures

blah blahhh blahh

Yo Gabba Gabba! is a Children's program. And they swing some really great musical guests. Namely:
Of Montreal, MGMT, Cornelius, Jimmy Eat World, The Roots, CHROMEO, Mates of State, Mix Master Mike (Beastie Boys), Hot Hot Heat, Weezer, Mos Def, Devo, Flaming Lips, The Ting Tings, Shiny Toy Guns, The Shins
and lets not forget the Main stays of Biz Markie and Mark Mothersbaugh (the guy who does most everything for Wes Andreson films and is the lead in Devo.)



Its a marvelous program, all children should be exposed. I think I'll be sharing some of my favorite guest. Why do I know so much about Yo Gabba Gabba? I watched two seasons worth over the last 2 days. & yes I had a good and legitimate reason to do so.

"This doesn't smell like outter space."

Hudson experienced his first concert.
Took him for his upcoming 15th bithday.
It was full of dead animals & heckling.

Yup, 'bout sums it up the night.