Luficer has an eye for talent

Artist of the moment is Niccolo Panganini.



Reportedly, Nicco was the first "rockstar." Let us go over his rap-sheet, to be positive he deserves such a claim.

- Alcoholic and excessive gambler by the age of 16
- Rehab for 3 years at an "unknown" woman's estate
- Rumored to have made a pact with the devil for his immense talent.
- Wore all black to his concerts, would arrive in a black carriage, drawn with 4 black horse.
- Nick named the "Hexensohn" or the "Witch's Brat. Also was called "The Devil's Son"
- Fiendish appearance and stage pressecne ie." His physique was always quite emaciated and pale, which contributed even more to his "demonic" appearance. He lost his teeth which gave his face a sunken ghost-like appearance. Whenever he performed, Paganini's thin body would sway back and forth eerily on the stage, and his eyes would look white from them having rolled up inside of his head, and his long wild hair would sway to and fro, all of which created a unique otherworldly effect."
- Accused of "abduction and seduction" of a minor after being caught in the act with a 20 year old.
- Opened a Casino, failed, and lost everything.
- Diagnosed with syphilis
- User of mercury and opium, resulted in serious health and psychological problems.
- First to memorize sheet music so he could walk around on stage.
- Outrageously secretive about his solo's.
- Refussed the "Last Rights" to be preformed by a priest, befor he died.
- Granted him a title of a Knight of the Golden Spur.
- He had Marfan syndrome, a genetic mutation that results in elongated fingers and other unique traits. Also suffered from Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, commonly know as Rubber Man Syndrome. “This enabled Paganini to perform the astonishing double-stoppings and roulades for which he was famous. His wrist was so loose that he could move and twist it in all directions. Although his hand was not disproportional he could thus double its reach and play in the first three positions without shifting.”
- Dubbed his Violin as "The Cannon."

"I am not handsome, but when women hear me play, they come crawling to my feet." Niccolo Paganini.

I agree with the title and office that was previously stated. Nicco is a true musicial mutineer.

Boarding School Fantasy

Saw this editorial in W a while back. I have an unexplainable need to be a wealthy, irreverent, troubled adolesent.








Never to late to start.

We are rare, and we are mostly men.

I feel that there is some truth in Zodiac signs, and the Chinese Calender. If I am just naive and foolish, well let me be.
Got my hair cut the other day, the fabulous Lois that did it, she mentioned while I was talking "ohh that's such an Aquarius trait!" She said this before I had disclosed I was in fact an Aquarius. This got me thinking... What are Aquarian traits, and how can I notice such things off hand.

Well, the Internet, being the gate keeper of all knowledge and fanciful things, was an immense help. I found this lil nugget of revelation.

"Aquarius Likes : fame and recognition, personal privacy, rainbows, dreams, magic, change for its own sake, eccentricity, surprises, and living within their means despite the many temptations which constantly surround them every waking moment."

Hey, if someone is blinding guessing attributes about a stranger, that is pretty impressive. Found some more interesting fact about my self I wasn't previously aware of.

"-AQUARIUS
Positive Traits

• Friendly and humanitarian
• Honest and loyal
• Original and inventive
• Independent and intellectual

Negative Traits

• Intractable and contrary
• Perverse and unpredictable
• Unemotional and detached "

Nailed it on the head, if you ask me.

"THE AQUARIUS WOMAN: faithful, detached, unemotional, witty, bright, adaptable. This is not your home-body. She is too unpredictable to be tied down to household duties. She is faithful, but must have her freedom to explore her whims and erratic ideas, She is often found in politics, education, scientific, or technical fields. She is not suspicious, so a mate would have to be boldly unfaithful for her to notice. But once she is sure, she could walk away and there would be no making up with her. She is stubborn. Aquarian women are usually beautiful with long, flowing hair. They have charming manners and are usually very proper, then suddenly they pop out with something totally shocking. She is drawn to an unconventional man who will not be possessive. It would help if he were a genius. She may enjoy innovative sex."

It's as if they wrote this about me in advance.
*I have nothing related to the things that have been highlighted in bold type. Just in case you are slow and haven't caught on yet. I would prefer a genius mate, it would at least even the playing field.

BIRTHDAY PARTY!

January 20, 1859 - C. A. Lindburgh - Economist
January 20, 1946 - David Lynch - Director
January 20, 1930 - Edwin Aldrin - Astronaut
January 20, 1920 - Fredrico Fellini - Director
January 21, 1905 - Christian Dior - Designer
January 21, 1947 - Jill Eikenberry - Actress
January 21, 1957 - Geena Davis - Actress
January 22, 1788 - Lord Byron - Poet
January 22, 1959 - Linda Blair - Actress
January 23, 1783 - Stendhal - Writer
January 23, 1832 - Edouard Manet - Artist
January 23, 1899 - Humphrey Bogart - Actor
January 23, 1949 - John Belushi - Actor
January 25, 1759 - Robert Burns - Poet
January 25, 1874 - W.S. Maugham - Writer
January 25, 1882 - Virginia Woolf - Writer
January 25, 1924 - Corazon Aquino - Political Leader

MY DAY-
January 26, 1880 - Douglas Macarthur - Military
January 26, 1925 - Paul Newman - Actor
January 26, 1928 - Eartha Kitt - Singer
January 26, 1944 - Angela Davis - Radical
January 26, 1961 - Wayne Gretsky - Hockey Star
BORN WITH THE CREAM OF THE CROP

January 27, 1766 - Wolfgang Mozart - Composer
January 27, 1832 - Lewis Carroll - Writer
January 28, 1873 - Colette - Writer
January 28, 1933 - Susan Sontag - Writer
January 28, 1936 - Alan Alda - Actor
January 28, 1950 - Barbie Benton - Celebrity *She was a playboy bunny, and Heffs girlfriend for a while. Lets not beat around the bush here
January 29, 1860 - Anton Chekov - Writer
January 29, 1939 - Germaine Greer - Feminist
January 29, 1945 - Tom Selleck - Actor
January 29, 1954 - Opra Winfrey - TV Host
January 30, 1882 - Franklin D. Roosevelt - President US
January 30, 1922 - Dick Martin - TV Host
January 30, 1937 - Vanessa Redgrave - Actress
January 31, 1797 - Franz Schubert - Composer
January 31, 1882 - Anna Pavlova - Dancer * not gymnast, ballerina
January 31, 1887 - Charles E.O. Carter - Astrologer
January 31, 1919 - Jackie Robinson - Sports Figure
January 31, 1921 - Mario Lanza - Singer
January 31, 1923 - Norman Mailer - Writer
January 31, 1938 - Princess Beatrix - Neth Royalty
February 1, 1561 - Sir Francis Bacon - Writer
February 1, 1901 - Clark Gable - Actor
February 2, 1882 - James Joyce - Writer
February 2, 1902 - Charles Lindbergh - Pilot
February 2, 1940 - Graham Nash - Musician
February 2, 1947 - Farrah Fawcett - Actress
February 2, 1953 - Christie Brinkley - Model
February 3, 1885 - Gilbert Bessemeyer - Embezzler
February 3, 1874 - Gertrude Stein - Writer
February 4, 1881 - Fernand Leger - Artist
February 4, 1921 - Betty Freidan - Feminist
February 4, 1947 - Dan Quayle - Vice President US
February 4, 1948 - Alice Cooper - Musician
February 5, 1900 - Adlai Stevenson - Politician
February 5. 1934 - Hank Aaron - Sports Figure
February 6, 1895 - Babe Ruth - Sports Figure
February 6, 1911 - Ronald Reagan - President US
February 6, 1915 - Zsa Zsa Gabor - Celebrity
February 6, 1912 - Eva Braun - Hitler's Consort
February 6, 1943 - Fabian - Singer
February 6, 1940 - Tom Brokaw - Newscaster
February 7, 1885 - Sinclair Lewis - Writer
February 7, 1870 - Alfred Adler - Psychiatrist
February 7, 1812 - Charles Dickens - Writer
February 7, 1917 - Stephen Crane - Writer
February 8, 1688 - Emanuel Swedenborg - Occultist
February 8, 1868 - Evangeline Adams - Astrologer
February 8, 1819 - John Ruskin - Writer
February 8, 1921 - Lana Turner - Actress
February 8, 1928 - Jules Vern - Writer
February 8, 1931 - James Dean - Actor
February 9, 1891 - Ronald Coleman - Actor
February 9, 1914 - Gypsy Rose Lee - Entertainer
February 9, 1942 - Carol King - Songwriter
February 9, 1945 - Mia Farrow - Actress
February 10, 1890 - Boris Pasternak - Writer
February 10, 1894 - Harold MacMillan - Prime Minister
February 10, 1494 - Rabelais - Writer
February 10, 1950 - Mark Spitz - Swimmer
February 10, 1927 - Leotyne Price - Singer
February 11, 1920 - King Farouk - Egypt Royalty
February 11, 1936 - Burt Reynolds - Actor
February 12, 1809 - Abraham Lincoln - President US
February 12, 1880 - John L. Lewis - Union Leader
February 12, 1908 - Charles Darwin - Evolutionist
February 12, 1915 - Lorne Greene - Actor
February 12, 1916 - Joseph Alioto - Politician
February 12, 1968 - Chynna Phillips - Singer
February 13, 1885 - Bess Truman - First Lady
February 13, 1933 - Kim Novak - Actress
February 13, 1944 - Stockard Channing - Actress
February 14, 1882 - John Barrymore - Actor
February 14, 1894 - Jack Benny - Comedian
February 14, 1913 - James Hoffa - Union Leader
February 14, 1921 - Hugh Downs - TV Host
February 14, 1927 - Harvy Korman - Actor
February 14, 1944 - Carl Berstein - Journalist
February 15, 1930 - Sarah Jane Moore - Criminal
February 15, 1935 - Roger Chaffee - Astronaut
February 15, 1951 - Jane Seymour - Actor
February 16, 1665 - Queen Anne - Royalty
February 16, 1903 - Edgar Bergan - Vantriloquist
February 16, 1909 - Max Baer - Boxer
February 16, 1935 - Sonny Bono - Singer
February 17, 1766 - Thomas Malthus - Economist
February 17, 1902 - Marian Anderson - Singer
February 17, 1925 - Hal Holbrook - Entertainer
February 18, 1836 - Ramakrishna - Mystic
February 18, 1862 - Charles M. Schwab - Industrialist
February 18, 1894 - Andres Sogovia - Musician
February 18, 1890 - Adolph Manjou - Actor
February 18, 1922 - Helen Gurley Brown - Publisher
February 18, 1933 - Yoko Ono - Artist
February 18, 1954 - John Travolta - Actor
February 19, 1911 - Merle Oberon - Actress
February 19, 1955 - Margaux Hemingway - Actress
February 19, 1960 - Prince Andrew - Royalty

This was the edited short list. I got rid of those no-name losers, I am not gonna claim those failures.

Acoustic Wander Fancy

Spent the weekend in Big Cottonwood Canyon. My dear friend invited me to his family's fantastic cabin in Solitude.
Nothing can ever go wrong while you're in a hand built lodged in the most fantastic setting you could possibly imagine. Some pretty exciting things happened this weekend.
-I claimed 2nd place in the 3 hour Foosball tournament.
-Talked some people into playing "Word Association" with me. (it's and extremely telling game that I contrived one fateful day. You would be so lucky to be invited to participate. There was some covertly kinky people mixed in the bunch, always the ones you would never suspect.)
-We also played ping pong.
-I BBQ'ed for everyone (9 of us).
-Consumed an entire sleeve of fudge stripped cookies.
-Listened to some good music, since everyone that was there, excluding myself, was incredibly talented musically and are all currently in a band.
-Got to sleep in bunk beds, woke up to a Woodpecker out side the window.
-Ate some great french toast.
-Played an impossible game of LDS trivial pursuit, these questions we're outlandish and obscure. I found it extremely interesting, it was called "Jots and Tittles." New life goal is to know everything contained in that games repertoire.

After all this wild and crazy fun, we went to wander through the forest for 4 hours. It was beautiful and perfect weather, it just rained, my favorite time.
We went to Silver Lake to go play on a world renowned "Disc Golf Course." We affectionately call this sport "Frolfing" Frisbee-Golfing. You play on the slopes of Solitude Ski Resort and its the same concept as traditional golf, just insanely harder. I never got better than a 6 on a par 3. I was worthless at this sport. Oh, and when I say sport, I am implying that it is professionally ranked of course.
Caitlyn Watson has a bad hip, and I was in dire need of resting facility's, so we decided to leave the clan and venture off to get lost in the woods. Almost did actually, but my natural ability to find safe haven, lead us in the correct direction. We had to walk down this mammoth size mountain. Remember, we are on ski slopes, and we were at the very tippy top of this mountain, we walked quite aways. The feeling of cleverly escaping the grasp of the Nazi's, while climbing over the Swiss Alpes with the Vontrap Family Singers, came over me. I was in Paradise. I stopped to pick flowers, sang at the top of my lungs "The hills are alive with the sound of music," then slipped and fell once. Near the bottom, we realized we were walking down the middle of the last hole, and about 50 spectators with binoculars have been observing our every move. Oop's.
Apparently this is the PDGA Open today, and we stopped the entire Tours game because we meander through. It is against PDGA rules to continue playing till all "non players" are safely removed from the course, then you can proceed.
This is a real thing, we talked to this man who flew in from France for the Open. 1st place winner was 22 under par. The record for one round was 10 under par on an 18 hole. They dressed up country club style, and had sponsors and everything. Who would have ever known this underground disc golfing circuit ever existed. They even had spotter dogs to help them locate rouge Frisbee's.
Check it out, their logo is to die for.
http://www.pdga.com/

We listened to Josh Ritter all weekend and this is my favorite, thus far.


Thank you Mark Garbett and Caitlyn Watson for havin me. It was a splendid time.

The Seven Lady Godivas

Dr. Susse wrote 4 books for adults prior to his lucrative stint writing for the kiddies. "The Seven Lady Godivas," was a failure initially and I have decided my life's work to obtain one for my own personal library.

It follows the story of 7 sisters that refuse to wear cloths after there father is killed by a horse.



10,000 copies were printed and 2,500 were sold. "Adults are obsolete children, and the hell with them."- Dr. Susse Thus, One Fish Two Fish, was born

Hamistagan

What shall I do?
I have no job, and school is currently residing in the first circle of hell, according to Dante. All I want to do is go to school, but that the present state, it is not in a positive direction. I also need a job, considering the Spa went under and she gave me a 3 day heads up on my future unemployment. Didn't give me much time to hoard and save up for the rough waters that lie ahead. So securing employment is on the "to do" list as well, but I can't decide where to live or go to school till I have fundage for these things.

I have one week to decide if I should move to Salt Lake, or stay in Provo...

Decision, decisions.

Discovery from south of the border

Road tripped to Washington this weekend. Incredible time was had by all. Thank you to the Forsyth family for being such a gracious host and for being the best tour guides you can get without paying for one. Wouldn't change a thing. Found some new obsessions while we were out and about, Mexican Calenders Girls are at the top of the list at the moment.

I have an interesting and questionable love for Elvgren pin-ups, but this is a whole new genera. Pin-ups for around the would has come to my attention, specifically Mexico.







There is a book full of these, and I intend on buying it off Amazon in the near future.

The Mind Reals.

"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia."

-E. L. Doctorow

Celebraty sighting.

It has been suggested and said that I have the resemblance of the rich and beautiful people of the entrainment world. Namely, Topanga or Danielle Fishel, and some girl named Hayle on the sitcom One Tree Hill. I'm not proud of this fact. If could be avoided, I would take all measures not to look like "C list" television regular. But some things just can't be changed.

I have had an addition to this short list of famous failures. A few days back I was told by a friend that I looked like/ reminded him of Lykke Li. Lykke Li is a Swedish singer of good music. I like her.
I thought her name was pronounced "like lee" and or "likely" which I thought was a cunning play on words. I was mistaken. That is not how it is said. It is articulated as "Lykee lee" or "licky lee" or something along those lines. It is duly noted, I am grateful for the correction of erroneous ways.

I was flattered at the thought. She is respectable, and enjoyable to look at and listen to. She, in essence, is everything I'm not. Some could say, we complete each other. I'm still not absolutely clear on what I'm bringing to the table, but that's not important right now. What is important is, the observant individual who made the discovery. You are a kind soul and have an eagle eye for arm candy.




I think the haircolor and bun on top of the head is what does the trick.

The voice that breaks all bounderys

R Kelly wears many hats and do-raggs. He is a musician, innovator, poet, convicted sex offender and pedophile. He dabbles in all mediums, rhythmic pentameter, free form, abstract word association, just to name a few. R Kelly has started his self proclaimed and funded, acting career. He has come out with "Trapped in the Closet" chapters 1-22. His Hip Hopera touches on sensitive subject and was solely written, and directed by the man himself. We bought the DVD of this production for Dani Punderson's birthday 2 years ago. We watched it I would say roughly 9 times with in a months passing. I forgot the cinematic genius that was involved. This is one of my favorite chapters. I can know all 2 hours worth by heart. Appreciate what is, "Trapped in the Closet" Chapter 11.

CAUTION: THERE IS PROFANITY IN THE FOLLOWING SCENE


A true thespian. On the DVD there was a special feature, where it is a live performance by R Kelly and Plays all the Characters. It is an actual one man show, in front of a live audience. He held this show 4 times and I am still distraught I did not attend.

Things you need to memorize for your own personal gain

1. I am 5'1 but my ideal height would be 5'3. To bad my doctor told me at 17 I was done growing, even though all other woman grow till there 21, typically.

2. I had a cactus themed party for my 3rd birthday. I recived a cactus for my birthday and named it "Skoogie." He grew about 9 inches tall and grew an arm/ nub and had a grayish hair like fuzz on the top of him. I keep Skoogie till I was 13, were in which I acidentaly knocked him into the hamper with my towel and snapped my loving cactus in half. I stood over him and wept till my mom came in and saw the tragic demise of our beloved and loyal, desert dewler.

3.Fall and Spring are the only seasons I like. I have no interest in the extreams of weather. I like color and mild climate.

4. I cut hair, and yes I am licened in the state of California. I specailize in mens hair cuts, and stylist work. Oddly enough I have never colored my own hair, I go for the au natrual, even though I don't paticulary enjoy the natural haircolor I have been blessed with. I think its working for me.

5.When I was 16 we went around deciding future occupations for everyone. Some one was a pilot, some one was the face of Brawny Paper Towels, one was a soft core adult film maker... quite an eclectic crew. When the focus had turned towards me, it went silent. we couldn't think of any job suitable for me. It was determined by the "brawny man" that I would be and adorable pregnant woman. I would need to be with child the rest of my life. That was the only position worth my time. We'll see what comes of that.

6.EDIT BY AUTHOR.#6 HAS BEEN REVOKED DUE TO CONTENT.THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING

7.I have never been a picky eater, accept when I was 4 I went a whole year only eating triangle shaped food. ( I suspect I got it all out of my system.) I bought myself my first bike at the age of 7. I used my birthday money and found my noble steed at "Thrift Town" in sugar house, UT. It was sherbet colored and had rainbow clackers on the wheels. Senior year of high school, I wrote a 3 page long essay on my mechanical stallion, it still one of the favorite things I have ever wrote.

8.I have a secret Journal that has always been kept under lock and key.

9.I am not aloud to have "Koolaid Squeezits," especially in my younger years. One year I woke up on my birthday and found there was a four pack or the Outrageous Orange in the refrigerator with a bow on it. That birthday is in the top 5 catagory.

10.My children will only be aloud to watch Buggs Bunny and other Looney Toons programs before 1973. I find the political incorrectness, refreshing and will shape them into well rounded productive citizens. They can also watch Dexter's Labortory. The only show I have enjoyed in years, songs from this delightful program play through my head on a daily basist.

11.I thought long and hard one day, I would not buy a new car if I own the Lotto. Gigi has been good to me. I would get her a car wash though. I would buy the rights to my favorite movies, I would collect random pieces of art, first edition books, edicate and tact, historical memorabilia, traveling destinations, happiness, and have a house in Bath, Geneva, New York, outskirts of Hong Kong and San Clemente.

12.I can picture exactly how I want my life to be. The only problem is, I cant figure out how to get the picture out of my head.

13.I don't care about much, I rarely worry about anything.

14.I think the type of shoes you wear screams volumes about the person you are. I have an interesting feddish with 50's Pin-ups, Evlgren is my favorite artist. I love lingerie and I own quite a few pieces, They are tastefull and fabulous. None of that polyester junk, I mean I own some swanky items. They are to amazing to say "no" to, I own them for my own plesure. No one elses.

15. As I am getting older im figuring out how hystaricaly funny my mother is. I try to emulate my ma in every way. She has desiced when she retirers with my dad, that she will make my Father where a captains hat all the time, and she will wear " a jonty scarf around my neck, like the french or an airplane stewatist" and she will walk to teh grocery store with a wicker basket and have a little dog named eva. It was decided last night that mom and I are almost the same person, yet I'm a tid bit more indecent than she. You must meet her.

16. I get 10 to 12 hours of sleep a night, and I feel worthless about it, but at the same time oddly healthy.... plus my skin is doing great. Also most of my dreams come true about people I have never met before. I have deja vous on a regular basis.

17. My #2 favorite place in the world is Versailles.

18. I am Dyslexic. ( and no I get no specail perks like handycap parking, or a tax break) I took the specail star test in school were I had no time limit. I have an increiable compehenion and did fantastic on that part. i got an 32% on my spelling. I can not spell. I must think about my left from my right adn more often than not i will say left for anything. on occasion i switch the first letters of each word in a sentence so instead of saying "sick and needed" i said "nick adn seeded" and numbers adn time are the worest. in my head they are right, but i will say them backwards. i call it a quork and endiring.

19. I love to read, but not sapply love stories, I personaly hate them. The kinda day I try to have often is one where I get to read, drink Oraganina and just sit. I do try to have fresh flowers around as well. My favorite book so far I got for 50 cents at the friends of the libreay.

20. I really want to live in teh english country side and have a fantastic victorian farm house, and I would play the strokes, and the raido department, and the cranberries all day. I would have cake plates all over the house filled with tarts and sweets for when ever you would like. The house would be filled to the brim with increidtable flea market finds. There would be an on going puzzle we would work on in the kitchen, and only put a table cloth over it to eat. I could grow a phomominal garden of peonies, and berrys of differant assortments, and play with my kids all day and they could wear what ever they would like. If I found something in my bargin hunting that was under 20 dollars I would by it, wrap it, and give it to them as an "unbirthday presents."...that would be a devine existance.

21. I am a private person in matters that are important to me. You wouldn't guess because im open about some things and you would naturaly jsut suppect I would be will all my afairs. I pruposely am vage so to aviod drama, gossip, and noisey Nelda's. I get it from my father I think.

22. I love my father. we are closer than most people will notice, and I oddly see so much of my father in my self. I look more like him than mom and act I think more like him as well. He is the most honest loveing man I feel I have ever meet, but im probably being bias. As I get older I find more things about him (hes quite secretive) and I have come to realilize how fasinating this life has been. I also tear up when I think about him to much. Most time than not, I will put and extreamly casual spin on our realastionship just so I can aviod getting emiotional in the least.

23. I recantly stopped bitting my nails in july, since then I feel like i have developed a sever case of OCD. I now have over 50 nail files, through out my room, my house, my car, my purse, my work, and other's houses. i carry at least two nail polishes with my at all times, i currantly have 4 with me tho. If all my nails are not the same in every way it gets quite difficult to funtion. Ill think about it and stare at a chip, a scrath, and nick, if one nail is a differant lenght, if one isn't the same shape as the others, if its not straight. I must completly start over i will peel it all off right then to all nails and completly paint them again. this have only statred since july mind you. i even had to pull over on the free way once to do this bizzar ritual. this is the only thing i have an issue with, i have no other problems remotely close to this i cant explain it. some times i think i should have just kept biting them, but i do have a great set of nails now.

24. I laugh when I get nervous. I can't think of one instance where I have been embaressed. I strach my back with me thumbs when I get tired but this was pointed out by my best firend i had never noticed it before until she had mentioned it. My dad used to scratch my back to make me fall asleep till I was 8. back scratches are my favorite thing. im an ESFP

25. Most of everything I will say is a quote from some where. I get really impressed when you catch it when I do so.

26. My biggest fear is crying infront of people. Few of my closest friends have ever seen me cry. When I do let it happen, or am inable of preventing it, I get enraged.

27. Most of all of you are laughing at hte horrors of my grammer and at my spelling currently, and some will not be able to decipher some of the words i have tried to spell. I speak eleqently but it doesn't transfer to paper well.

28. I have an affinity for people of questionable natural and backgrounds. They are attracted to me, and I to them. Keeps things interesting.

29. I love documentarys. I know absuded amounts of random and useless facts that will get me no where in life by having them at my disposal. I just really enjoy them. For example, the origanal use for Kellogs Corn Flakes and Gramcrakers were to cure chronic masterabstion. There are 15,000 differant typs of rice. Chuck Noris's real name is Carlos Ray. All polar bears are left handed. And a fetus develops fingerprints at eighteen weeks. Your welcome.

30. "To know, and to love another human being is the root of all wisdom." Evelyn Waugh. Probably one of the more true things I have ever read. I can say I have loved some one, and I think that means eveything.

31. I have no sympathy, for people who play the victims of there lives. I some times feel bad admitting that but I don't. I am quite blunt with the ones I care for, if I'm not with you, I really don't enjoy you that much, thus not caring the outcome of your life. Cowboy up partna. "You might wanna down play that whole "partna" act." "Ya, like that hasn't crossed my mind."

32.I don't wear it on my sleeve but I do have a testimony for this gosple.It has shaped me to be the person I am, and im proud of it. If you love me you gotta love it too, we're a package deal.

33. I rarely get offended. I can't take anyone seriously for the one fact that in my head I litteraly see a neon electric sign, blinking floating about your head falshing, NOT WORTH IT, DERELICK, IGNORANT PRICK, or seomthing to that effect .... and then some mean, but true, critizisume about that person. I think it has saved my sanity.

34. When im alone I am in a constant daydream, so much so, I do talk to my self and have complet and lengthy conversations. My subconious is suprisinly morbid, and I don't tell people about it to avoid questioning eyes. Often I play "how would you servive this situation," it is some dire, life threating event is taking place. Some one tried to high jack a plane and I was the only person with enough spunk to do anything about it. My car just flipped into a lake and some moron can't figure out how to swim out and I must point out that you have to swim away from the car before the suction of the water entering the car would drowned you, or how I would stab a man in the eye with my finger if he ever tried to rape me. All of these mini movies, in which I am the heroin, have outrageously witty dialog. I am also shockingly vulgar and play up a suddel accent that I cant quite put my finger on where it orginates from. I am really prepare for anything from these metal excerises. All of those events happened yesturday went I had 2 hours or nothing at work. The car incodent, was driving on my way home.

35. I am most comfotable in jeans and a tee shirt, no shoes, my hair in a bun on top of my head, and no masquara. I perfure water to anything. I want to live a lavish, excentric, explored life. It will be simplistic and unnessesary at the same time. Understated and gaudy. That is the best way to explain where I see myself in years to come.

I don't want you, don't you see that?

Subject: Looking foor a new life... with you
from:chia henderson

I love to spennd time with my friends, listen to beautiful music and
to dance, because from childhood I have been involved in the world of
dancing and music art. I amm very attentive, very romantic, very
passionate and very sexual: I like to go in for sports and always hold
the body in tone! And similarly I am a woman who still hopes to find
the real man and build with him relations and reeal strong family! I
have known love, but was betrayed by that love, now I look foor
someone to fill the void. II am a sweet, caring, very attractive
woman; I can make your dreams come true. I am very independent and I
will understand your feelings and your needs

I have received another email from longing lovers. I don't quite get how they keep finding me. All my junk and unwanted mail goes to the designated "spam" folder so I don't have to trifle with such nonsense. Some how these keep bi passing the trashcan and leave me puzzled and curious.
If this continues, I will have no choice for I could deny it no longer. I must start meeting these individuals and keep a secret camera near by. Records will be needed of these meetings. I will need to in list the help of some video-able volunteers, a sound mic is be needed as well. You need to be discreet and professional. All submitals and applications will be carefully screened. Your compensation will be discussed after your services have been rendered. Trades are most likely to be used. If you are not a fan of the bartering system, don't waste my time.